Haman's Song is a song from Esther... The Girl Who Became Queen.
Haman: Your Highness, I believe there is much to fear
King Xerxes: Oh, really? Those Peaonis are no longer here.
Haman: A much greater danger may await you now
King Xerxes: How's that possible?
Haman: With permission, Your Highness, I'll tell you how
King Xerxes: "Go on."
It's my duty to inform you, and if I'm correct, To ignore this great emergency would be neglect, It's the motto of my office, serve and protect, There are those who walk among us who show no respect! [King Xerxes]: "Really?"
The law must be adjusted, there are those who can't be trusted
King Xerxes: Oh my goodness! Now tell me about these people.
Haman: A sneaky little family who do sneaky little things
Who stick their sneaky noses into matters of the King.
I fear if they're not dealt with, the prospect makes me weep
A Zucchini-shaped sarcophagus is where you'll sleep!
[King Xerxes]: "Really? The nerve! I am disgusted!" There are those who can't be trusted! [King Xerxes]: "That sure doesn't sound like a nice family." [Haman]: "Nope."
Your Highness, I believe we must act with speed [King Xerxes]: "Agreed! Say the word! I'll give you what you need!" A simple solution, but you must act now [King Xerxes]: "Well, how can I help?" With permission, your Highness, I'll tell you how.
King Xerxes: Go on.
After careful calculation, I've got just the thing
We'll send them to the dreaded Isle of Tickling
But before I can take action, we have to close the deal
And it needs the kingly imprint of your royal seal!
King Xerxes: I agree!
They must be busted!
King Xerxes and Haman: There are those who can't be trusted
King Xerxes and Haman: That sneaky little family who do sneaky little things
Who stick their sneaky noses into matters of the King
For crimes against the kingdom, the punishment is steep
The Isle of Endless Tickling is where they'll sleep
King Xerxes: The law is now adjusted!
King Xerxes and Haman: For those who can't be trusted
Mordecai is busted
Chorus: There are those who can't be trusted