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Pants is the 28th Silly Songs with Larry. It is in a (Genre) genre.

Lyrics

Announcer: Next up on Veggie Shopping Network...pants.

(screen shows up the the pants price and the bottom screen shows the remaining number of pants)

Larry: Welcome viewers, what comes next?

A pair of pants with stripes or checks

Dig in yor wallet, dump out your purse

Who'll be the one to buy the first...pair...?

(Jimmy and Jerry show up on silts with pants on)

All three: You can wear 'em if you're big

You can wear 'em if you're small

They're pants if you're shorts

And shorts if you're tall

You can wear 'em in the spring

You can wear 'em in the fall

They're pants if you're shorts

And shorts if you're tall

Pa Grape: Sold five so far, down to twenty!

Larry: Look what you get

For a little bit of money

(shows a picture of Archibald and Scooter wearing the same pair of pants in the captain SIMULATION)

Down to your feet

And up to your tummy

(Animated pairs of pants show up)

Pairs of Pants: Pants (9x)

Larry: If you buy right now, tonight

We'll throw you a set of Ginsu Knives

A pair of pants could change your life

One easy payment, $9.95

(Jimmy and Jerry show up again)

See the tag on the back

One size fits all

Jimmy: They're pants if you're shorts

Jerry: And shorts if you're tall

Larry: You can wear 'em to the farm

You can wear 'em to the mall

Jimmy: They're pants if you're shorts

Jerry: And shorts if you're tall

Pa Grape: 16 more, were down to 4!

Larry: You can't buy these in any store

They're just like your granddaddy wore

(Shows Jimmy and Jerry dancing, with the Pants showing up)

Pairs of Pants: Pants (9x)

All three: PAAAANNNNTTTTSSSS (simultaneously) ; 2x)

(Shows up a picture of a squid wearing pants, with x's on the six arms)

Larry: Pants have six legs, less than a squid

(shows a picture of a dog, sticking its tongue out)

It's a verb for a dog

(shows a picture of Junior wearing pants)

And a noun for a kid

With a pair of pants, you're not alone

(shows a picture of a dancing cow, with the sign HOME)

You can dance with your pants 'till the cows come home

This pair of pants will win your heart

Pa Grape: We accept most credit cards

Jimmy: A stretchy waist, elastic band

Make these your "buffet eatin' pants"!

Jerry: Trousers, slacks, or corduroys

Pants bestow a special joy

Larry: As seen on the screen of your TV

These pants can hide unsightly knees

Jimmy: This pair is made with high grade vinyl

Pa Grape: Don't hesitate, all sales are final

Larry: To summarize, you might recall

Larry, Jimmy, and Jerry: They're pants if you're shorts and shorts if you're TAALLLLLL

Pairs of Pants: Pants (9x) (simultaneously)

Pa Grape: 4, 3, 2, 1

(Pa Grape taking the pants from both Jimmy and Jerry)

Going, going, going, DONE!

Larry: We're outta pants, we gotta run!

(The Pants show up for a second)

Pair of Pants: PANTS!

(Jimmy looks at Jerry's silts)

Jimmy: You've got some skinny legs.

Pair of Pants: PANTS!

Fun Facts

Explanations

  • Trousers, slacks, and corduroys are other names for pants.

Trivia

Remarks

  • A squid normally has ten tentacles, not eight.

Inside References

  • Larry mentions he'll throw a set of Ginsu Knives with a purchase of pants.

Goofs

  • Jimmy is tan rather than his usual orange color. Jerry's color is also much brighter.

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