This is the episode transcript for Robin Good and His Not-So-Merry Men.
Transcript[]
Opening Countertop[]
(We see Bob and Larry on the countertop, but Larry is wrapped up in bandages and he has a crutch too)
Bob: Hi, kids. And welcome to Veggietales. I'm Bob the Tomato.
Larry: And I'm Larry the Cucumber. Ouch.
Bob: Larry, you don't have to do this now. Maybe you should go lie down.
Larry: That's okay, Bob. I need to do this....for Squeaky. (sniffles) Kids....if you see this hamster, could you tell him that I really miss him? That he's the best hamster a cucumber could ever have & that...if he comes back, I'll give him all the low fat cottage cheese he wants. (sniffles) Low fat cottage cheese is his favorite.
Bob: Oh.
Larry: Tell him I didn't mean to leave the lid off the cage. I just forgot! Tell him he has... fresh sawdust waiting for him when he comes home. (tears up) Come home, Squeaky....Come home!
Bob: It's okay, buddy.
Qwerty: Greetings, Bob, Greetings, sad Larry.
(The 2 approach Qwerty)
Bob: Oh, hi Qwerty. What do you have for us, today?
Qwerty: Eddie Espinosa from Boone, North Carolina.
(Eddie appears on screen)
Eddie: Hey, Bob and Larry.
Bob: Hi, Eddie.
Larry: Hey there, Eddie.
(Eddie notices that Larry is injured)
Eddie: Larry, what happened?
Larry: I lost my hamster, fell off the countertop. It's been a really bad day.
Eddie: Really? I'm having a bad day too. I just moved to a new school & I don't have any friends.
Larry: Oh, you feel kinda lonely; right?
Eddie: (sniffles) Yeah.
Larry: Maybe you need a hamster....(tears up again) If you see Squeaky, he's a really good friend. Cherish him...
Bob: (arrives bringing a grayish-blue book with a smile) Well, Eddie....and Larry, I think I have a couple of stories that can help both of you. You know, sometimes it's good to be reminded of where God is when we're hurting. First, let me read you the story of "Lenny and the Lost Birthday..." (opened the book)
(The music plays as the camera zoomed into the book.)
Lenny and the Lost Birthday[]
(The scene faded to Lenny LaBoe (Junior Asparagus) is sleeping in his bed and snoring.)
(Lenny woke up and yawned. He sat up.)
Lenny: (gasp) What a wonderful! Marvelous! Day to turn eight!
Bob: Said Lenny LaBoe waking up, feeling great. The sun was out shining. The sky wasn't gray…
Lenny: What an excellent! Fabulous! Glorious day!
Bob: But right about then, something made him feel sad and the day starting going horribly bad. For after that moment, I guess you could say Little Lenny LaBoe lost his birthday…
Lenny: (jumped off his bed and look under his bed) Where is my breakfast?
Bob: Lenny called out, surprised.
Lenny: (stood up) It has to be here…
Bob: Not believing his eyes.
Lenny: Every birthday I get my breakfast in bed. (hop onto his bed) There's been a mistake. (hops toward his calendar on the wall)
Bob: The baffled boy said to his toy sized friend. They looked past their night stand to their own handy scrawl of the calendar taped atilt on the wall…
Lenny: But today is March first!
Bob: Cried Lenny, still shaken.
Lenny: Where are my waffles and orange juice and bacon?!
Bob: He jumped out of bed, and ran down the stairs…
(In the kitchen)
Lenny: (hopping downstairs) What in the world is happening here?
Bob: Then rounding the corner, he asked with surprise,
Lenny: Is there anything you're forgetting here, guys?
Mrs. LaBoe (Lisa Asparagus): (smiles) Good morning, Lenny!
Bob: Said his mom, very sweetly.
Mr. LaBoe (Mike Asparagus): Howdy do, son!
Bob: Replied dad, rather neatly.
Lenny: (sat down on his red chair sadly.)
Mrs. LaBoe: Oh, I'm sorry!
(Lenny smiles if something good is happening to him.)
Mrs. LaBoe: I couldn't decide I forgot if you liked your eggs scrambled or fried?
Lenny: (sigh) Scrambled.
(Lenny's mom hops off to cook his breakfast.)
Lenny: But…did you forget? Today is my b…
Libby LaBoe (Ermie Asparagus): Hey, Lenny, look!
Bob: Interrupted his sister along with her pink toy sized pony friend named Pinkie Pie.
Libby: (whispering) I got a surprise…
Bob: Libby said, with a whisper. Excited, he asked…
Lenny: (whispering) What did you get me?!
Libby: Nothing…
Bob: She answered…
Libby: But I got a kitty! (took out her small, lavender colored toy cat) They came in our corn flakes. Aren't they pretty? Meow!
Lenny: (sadly) Oh…yeah…great.
Bob: (V.O.) He thought to himself as he slouched in his chair.
Lenny: (thinking) They did all forget it! Well, see if I care.
(Mrs. LaBoe placed the plate of scrambled eggs on the table in front of Lenny with her smile)
Lenny: (thinking) I'll bet they'll feel bad they didn't remember. When I remind them sometime in September.
Lenny's dog, Benny: (his head got onto the table and gobbled up Lenny's scrambled eggs. Then, he went down)
Lenny: (look at his plate) Huh? [(ooks at the camera) Nice.
Mrs. LaBoe: Finished so soon? (hops over to Lenny) You must have been starving! [picks up the plate and hops off] Run up and get ready for school now, my darling!
Lenny: (grumph)
(Next scene where Lenny is sitting in the car and slouched while he looked at the window. The song is playing.)
Gooseberry Princess!
You are so sweet
Sweet Gooseberry Girl!
Libby and Mrs. LaBoe: (giggle)
Libby: I'm a princess!
Lenny: (grumph, thinking) It's just getting worse.
Bob: Thought Lenny Laboe. As he sat forced to watch his kid sister's show.
Lenny: (thinking) I should have got my breakfast in bed and been able to watch my show instead.
(The scene changed to the classroom where Lenny is sitting in his desk.)
Bob: And school wasn't much better for Lenny…
The teacher (Grandma Gourd): Who can tell me who's birthday just passed, can you, Annie?
(Lenny starts to know who's birthday is gonna be while he smiles real big.)
Annie Onion: Ummmmm….Thomas Edison?
The Teacher: Correct.
Lenny: What?!
The Yeacher: (to Lenny with a glare) Lenny, please wait to be called on to speak. (turned to Laura with a smile]) Laura, are there others you know of this week?
Laura Carrot: Uh, George Washington! (Smiles nervously)
The Teacher: Correct! Percy?
Percy Pea: Abraham Lincoln!
Lenny: You guys are my friends! What are you thinkin'?
The Teacher: (hop towards Lenny, sternly) Lenny LaBoe!?... You're clearly not paying attention! I'll see you at recess - after lunch in detention. (hops away with a glare)
Lenny: (slouched sadly) Nice.
(Later at the cafeteria where all the kids were carrying their yellow trays with red and white milk boxes and getting their food}
(lunch room banter)
Lenny: (sadly getting the bread with sesame seeds on it and three chicken nuggets, and placed them on his tray)
Bob: Later in line and feeling like dirt, he spotted what looked like his favorite dessert…
(As Lenny smiled as he saw one of the plates with purple gelatins)
Lenny: (hops off to get the gelatin) The only good thing that's happened today!
Gourdon Smithson: (toss his banana peel aside)
(The banana peel landed and splatted on the tiled floor)
Lenny: (unrealizably stepped onto the banana peel and got slipped) Whoa! (hit to the ground on his back)
(The gelatin and the food landed on his face)
Lenny: Ah! (sit up until the tray landed on his head hard) Ouch!
Kids: (laughing)
Lenny: Well, never mind that…
Bob: Sighed Lenny, under his new hat.
(Later in the empty classroom, which turns out to be a detention)
Lenny: (sitting in his desk sadly)
Kids: (voiceover, laughing)
Lenny: (looks at the window and watched Laura Carrot, Kristina the Pea and Annie the Onion were playing jump rope. Annie and Laura were seen holding the tips of the rope while Kristina is hopping over the rope that went up and down]
[Boing! Kristina went upward and scream]
Kristina Pea: Aaaaahhhh!!!!
Annie and Laura: (look up)
Lenny: (still feeling sad)
The teacher: (approached Lenny with a smile) I'll be back in a few minutes… (hops off and left)
(We can hear the door closed)
Lenny: (sadly) What's a boy supposed to say when no one remembers his special day? What's a kid supposed to do when nobody sings "Happy Birthday to You?" (smiles dreamily) There should be parties and presents and cake (sadly) but there ain't. (lean his head down) What a terrible, horrible day to turn eight. (Lenny turned back to the window and watched Annie, Laura and Percy were playing and chasing around with their laughter)
Annie, Laura and Percy: (laughing)
(Later, the kids are now dissolved and not seen in recess outside.)
(school bell rings)
Annie and Percy: (hopping off and carrying their blue books)
Bob: Getting close to the end of a terrible day while heading back home, they heard their friend say;
Laura: (approached behind Lenny worriedly) You seem kinda down.
Lenny: (look at her sadly)
Laura: Are you doing alright…?
Lenny: (didn't answer, shrugs and turn his head away from her)
Laura: (smiles) Well…maybe you'll feel a little better tonight. (hops away and left)
Lenny: (thinking, feeling confused) "Better tonight?"
Bob: He wondered what Laura meant. Could it have been some kind of hint…?
(The scene changed to where Lenny is sitting in the car seat and he smiled.)
Bob: Maybe forgetting had all been a guise?
Lenny: (thinking) I wonder if everyone's planned a surprise? (smiles and say out loud) That HAS to be it!
Libby: (look at Lenny with a skeptical face)
Bob: He said, without doubt.
Lenny: (thinking with a smile) Well, they'll be surprised that I figured it out!
(Later at the kitchen of Lenny's house where Benny the dog is sleeping under the table)
Bob: So then with a voice too loud to ignore…
(The door opened, and Lenny and his mom came in)
Lenny: (smiled) Surprise!
Benny: Woof! (got startled as he jumped up and got his head hit under the table and fell the ground on his front body)
Bob: Lenny shouted, as he opened the door!
Libby: (approached Lenny with a smirk.) You're weird. (hops away)
Bob: Now Lenny felt even worse than before.
Lenny: (sadly) The worst ever day in the world.
Bob: The sad birthday boy said.
Lenny: (hop towards his mother sadly and she look at him with her concerned face) Mom, I don't want any dinner…I'm going to bed. (hops off and went upstairs)
(sad music)
Mrs. LaBoe: [hops toward the stair case as she look at her son sadly and look down worriedly)
(Later in the bedroom where Lenny is laying on the bed with his front body and he is crying)
Mrs. LaBoe: (arrived to him worriedly)
Lenny: (rolled over and look at her sadly)
Mrs. LaBoe: I came up to see if you're doing O.K. (sat down on the bed with Lenny) You seem really sad and I'm wondering why.
Lenny: (stand up to his base and look at her sadly)
Bob: Lenny looked at his mom and tried not to cry.
Lenny: [sniffles sadly]
Bob: But the tears he was holding back suddenly burst.
Lenny: (sniffs and lay his head on the right side of her chest sadly) Of all of my days, Mom, this one's the worst! My family, my teacher, my friends all agree. (sniffs) There's nothing at all that's special about me. (crying a la God Wants Me to Forgive Them!?!)
Mrs. LaBoe: (compassionately as she lean her head on his head) Oh Lenny…
Lenny: (sniffs)
Mrs. LaBoe: (singing) Sometimes life can be tough and some days are just rough
Things just stink and you think that you're not good enough
And people upset you or sometimes forget you
Your heart shrinks and you think it's a day you can't get through
But this is the day the Lord has made
You're special to me, you'll be O.K.
Tomorrow will dawn and I'll love you still
Things will get better, I promise they will.
When your day's been a mess and you feel it intensely
Don't forget whose you are and who loves you immensely.
God made you His child and you're treasured as such
You're precious, you're cherished, He loves you so much
Lenny and Mrs. LaBoe: (singing) And this is the day the Lord has made
I'm special to him, I'll be O.K.
Tomorrow will dawn and he'll love you still
Things will get better
Mrs. LaBoe: (singing) I promise they will.
Lenny and Mrs. Laboe: (Singing) Things will get better
Mrs. LaBoe: (singing) I promise
Lenny and Mrs. Laboe: (singing) They will.
(The song ends)
Lenny: (lean his head on her with his smile) Thanks, mom… (hops backward in one step) My heart isn't filled with quite as much sorrow. Even though it won't be my birthday… tomorrow.
Bob: With shock, mom realized and stood up to say.
Mrs. LaBoe: (got off the bed and stood up to look at him) Lenny - you thought your birthday's today?
Lenny: Well… (look at his calendar) yeah…
Mrs. LaBoe: Oh but honey, it's not! (hops toward the calendar)
Bob: Mom said with a tear.
Mrs. LaBoe: I should have told you it's different this year. (looks at the calendar) Every four years an extra day's added. (write "29" below "22" on the Sunday vertical row in the February month with a pencil) A "leap year" it's called.
Lenny: (look confused and feel disappointed)
Mrs. LaBoe: (offscreen) And the calendar's padded. [onscreen, hop over to him] You were so young the last time it came… [sat on the bed and look at him] March first is tomorrow!
Bob: His mother exclaimed.
Lenny: Oh.
Bob: Replied Lenny, rather unboldly.
Lenny: It would have been nice if somebody told me.
Mrs. LaBoe: (sadly) I'm so sorry, Lenny. (looks down with her eyes) I feel really bad…
Lenny: (smiles) That's Ok, Mom.
Mrs. LaBoe: (smiles at him)
Lenny: You don't have to be sad. This is the day that the Lord has made. You're special to Him. You'll be okay.
(Later in the kitchen where Lenny hops downstairs with his smile.)
Bob: As he went down to dinner, I guess you could say Little Lenny LaBoe didn't lose his birthday.
Mrs. LaBoe: (carrying the white plate)
Bob: He simply misplaced it…
Lenny: (hopped onto his chair to sit down)
Libby: (holding out her toy cat.) Meow!
Bob: But now he feels great
Mrs. LaBoe: (sat down next to her husband, Mr. LaBoe)
Bob: And will feel extra special
(The camera shot at Lenny who made a smile on his face)
Bob: On the day he turns eight.
(The whole scene turned black)
Bubble Rap[]
The Announcer: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.
Larry: (Coming up an elevator overlooking a city) Another lonely day. In a crowded town.
Making our way (Boyz join in) the best we know how.
Junior: Aw sing it man.
Mr. Lunt: Oh yeah.
Larry: But we're moving up.
Mr. Lunt: Yo, up up up!
Larry: We're moving in.
Mr. Lunt: Ha ha comin' at ya!
Larry: Got our dishes packed!
Mr. Lunt: Yeah, they are sacked!
Larry: They've been wrapped to win!
Mr Lunt: Protect the porcelain!
Jimmy: Ain't gonna break it.
Mr. Lunt: Yo listen up.
Junior: No way.
Jimmy: Even if I shake it.
Mr Lunt: Yeah man.
Junior: All day.
All the boyz: Covered in love, sealed again troubles.
Sheltered in a glub of, bubbles, bubbles, bubbles.
Taped inside the arms of my, bubble, bubble, bubble wrap.
Khalil: (Jumps of a box and slides down the bubble wrap): What up BITS? Let's rap that wrap!
Junior: Oh yeah!
Boyz: Hey Khalil!
Khalil: Bubble wrap, bubble wrap!
Love to hear that bubble snap!
Like a cloud's thunderclap!
Bubbly bubble, Bubble wrap!
Boyz: Oh yeah! We're gonna snap, snap, snap, that wrap!
(Mr. Lunt: Oh yeah!) We're gonna snap, snap, snap, that wrap!
(Junior: What up dawg?) We're gonna snap, snap, snap, that wrap! We're gonna snap, snap, snap, that wrap!
Khalil: Bubble, bubble, ain't no trouble!
Squeeze that, squish that, break that bubble!
Do it once, bubble double!
Squeeze that, squish that, smash that bubble!
Boyz: We're gonna snap snap snap that wrap!
We're gonna snap snap snap that wrap!
(Jimmy, Junior and Mr. Lunt jump up and down on the wrap)
(Junior: Oh yeah!) We're gonna snap snap snap that wrap!
(Mr. Lunt and Jmmy chest bump, then Jimmy accidently sends Mr. Lunt crashing off screen)
We're gonna snap snap snap that wrap! (The Boyz all pop out of boxes one by one)
Junior: Yo BITS!
Khalil (simultaneously): Pull me 'round in bubble wrap! Sink me in a bubble trap!
Pull me 'round in bubble wrap! Sink me in a bubble trap!
Bubble, bubble, ain't no trouble!
Squeeze that, squish that, break that bubble!
Do it once, bubble double!
Squeeze that, squish that, smash that bubble!
Boyz (simultaneously): Covered in love, sealed against troubles.
Sheltered in a glub of bubbles, bubbles, bubbles.
Taped inside the arms of my bubble, bubble, bubble wrap!
Narrator: This has been silly songs with Larry. Tune in next time to hear the Boyz sing:
Boyz: We're wrappin' and we're snappin' our bubble, bubble, bubble, wrap! (Jimmy backs into a stack of dishes which falls and breaks.)
Junior: Oh snap!
Robin Good and His Not-So-Merry Men[]
(The screen opens in Sherwood Forest & two carrots were walking down the forest path passing signs when...)
(You can see Friar Cluck is hiding behind the tree and spied on them)
Scooter Carrot and Carrot Woman: (hop past the sign which said, "GIANT DANGER HIGH TODAY")
(Suddenly, you can see Little John and Friar Chuck sip past the two strangers)
Little John: (V.O) Har Har Snicker Ha!
Friar Cluck: (V.O) Har Har Snicker Ha!
Big Red (Jean-Claude Pea) and Bill Scarlett (Mr. Lunt): (dropped in front of those carrots) Har Har Snicker Ha! (hop closed to them)
Scooter and Carrot Woman: (hop backward)
Scooter: Please!
Carrot Woman: Oh, don't hurt us!
Friar Cluck (Archibald Asparagus) and Little John (Jimmy Gourd): (appeared behind them and made an evil grin) Ah ha, ha, ha!
Scooter: What is it you want?
Carrot Woman: Are you a bad guy?
Robin Good (Larry the Cucumber): (V.O) I will answer the second question first...
(then in swung a cucumber in dark green)
Robin Good: No, I am not a bad guy. In fact, I'm good. I'm Robin Good! And these are my good friends, the Merry Men!
Little John, Friar, Bill Scarlett and Big Red: (as they went close to Robin Good) Har Har Snicker Ha! (chuckles)
Robin Good: And as for the first question... (bow creaks as he aimed his bow at them)
Scooter: (gasps)
Robin Good: (bow creaks)
Scooter and Carrot Woman: (gasp)
Robin Good: (bow creaks)
Scooter and Carrot Woman: Oh. (shaking with fear)
(hen Robin Good shot his plunger arrow at a branch & it made a Lemonade Stand appear and landed to the ground)
Big Red and Bill Scarlett: (sitting by the stand)
Big Red: Care for some fresh-squeezed lemonade?
Bill Scarlett: (grab a brown wooden cup and pour the lemonade in the cup with a pitcher)
Big Red: Ze best in Sherwood Forest!
Bill Scarlett: Only a farthing per cup!
Scooter: Umm...
Friar Cluck: (hops close and stand next to the carrot woman, holding a golf club and a clipboard that has a green paper that said "Golf Tournament" with his smile) Perhaps you'd enjoy a round of golf? May I put you down as a twosome?
Carrot Woman: Excuse me?
Little John: (hop close to Scooter and he is holding out his clipboard with a purple paper that said, "Ballroom Dancing" with his smile) Ballroom dancing?
Bill Scarlett: (smiles) 4 lessons - 4 shillings!
Big Red: (smiles as he took out a candy bar that labeled, "YAMS") How about an overpriced candy bar? There's a coupon for pizza inside ze wrapper.
Scooter: Y-you're not thieves?!
Robin Good: (hops up to Scooter and the carrot woman with his smile) By all means no! This is...
(The camera zipped to the right and made a close up on Little John)
Robin Good: Little John...
(The camera whooshed and took a closeup on Big Red and Bill Scarlett)
Robin Good: Big Red...
Big Red: (waved the candy bar that he took a bite of it)
Robin Good: Bill Scarlet...
Bill: (nod with a smile)
(The camera whoosh and closeup on Friar Cluck)
Robin Good: And Friar Cluck!
Robin Good: We fund-raise from the rich and give to the poor!
Scooter: Rich?! I wouldn't say we're rich, would you?
Carrot Woman: No, after all, we're walking through Sherwood Forest.
Scooter: I don't even have a moat. Can one be rich without a moat? (chuckles)
Little John: It really is a good cause...
Bill Scarlet: Give till it hurts.
Scooter and the carrot woman: (look at Robin Good)
Robin Good: (made a pleading face with his huge black pupils)
Scooter: Well... maybe I will have a touch of lemonade.
Robin Good: (hops over and went between Scooter and the carrot peasant woman) It's for the kids.
Carrot Woman: (she and he hops over to the lemonade stand) One does get thirsty when one travels...
Scooter: (placed two brown coins on the stand) We really would love to do more to help... (took the cup and drink it)
Carrot Woman: (took another cup) But...you know...with the economy these days...
Big Red: (rolled up the candy bar wrapper sadly) Ha, that's true.
Bill Scarlett: (wiped the stand with a yellow washcloth) Times are as tough as Granny's shoe leather!
(Friar and Little John leaned on each other while Friar laid his head on Little John's head)
Friar: It's so bad, I lost my job...[his head sat up] at the unemployment office.
Scooter: (placed his cup down on the stand with a smile) Ahh! Delicious!
(The camera cuts to the worried Robin Good and the sad Friar while Little John look at Friar)
Carrot Woman: (hops off with Scooter) Keep up the good work!
(They hopped away and disappeared into the woods)
Robin Good: Watch out for giants!
Bill: (picks up two brown coins) Pathetic.
Robin Good: How many can we afford now, Little John?
(Friar look at Little John)
Little John: (look out the brown leather pouch) Ah, counting that? Um...one.
Robin Good: Well boys, one is better than none! Let's go buy a ham!
(Later at the town, Little Nate and his sister, Kristina are sitting by the table, giggling and wearing their party cone-shaped hats)
Robin Good: (takes out ham with candles on it) Happy Birthday, little Nate! (placed it on the table)
Nate: Woo-hoo! Birthday ham! (blows candles out)
Miss Lewis: And a real one, to boot! Thought I was gonna have to carve you one outta wood again.
(Little Nate and Kristina look at Miss Lewis with their smiles)
Miss Lewis: Oh thank you, Mr. Good. Merry Men.
Robin Good: (bow his head with a smile) You're welcome, Miss Lewis!
Miss Lewis: (sadly) Times have been tough and we've been hurtin'. (smiles) But, like I always tell my children...
Little Nate and Kristina: Never trust a plastic hippo.
Miss Lewis: (turned to those kids) No, not that. (smiles) The other thing!
Little Nate and Kristina: There's no hurt too big for God!
Miss Lewis: (chuckling) That's right!
(Little Nate and Kristina smiles)
Miss Lewis: (hops over to Robin Good with her smile) Thank you.
Sheriff of Bethlingham (Bob the Tomato): Ahh... (hops over to the group)
Miss Lewis: Oh. Sheriff... What brings you here?
Bill Scarlett: (smiles) Maybe the party pooper express.
(Friar, Little John and Big Red laughs)
Sheriff: I hate to do this, Miss Lewis... but I'm gonna have to ask you for that ham.
All: WHAT?!
(Little Nate and Kristina gasp)
Sheriff: I'm very sorry - Prince John's orders. You haven't paid your ham tax since last year.
Miss Lewis: I haven't had a ham since last year!
Bill: You can't take the lady's ham! What kind of sheriff are you to purloin her pork chops?
Sheriff: (took the ham from the table) I... I... (sighs) There's nothing I can do... I really am sorry.
Robin Good: It's not fair - she has so little!
Sheriff: Look... You'll have to take it up with Prince John. I'm under orders. (leaves) Some days it just doesn't pay to come into work.
(Little Nate took off his party off sadly)
Little John: Did that just happen?
Bill: Yep. That just happened.
Robin Good: I'm sorry, Miss Lewis. We'll go try and get ya another ham.
Miss Lewis: You're so sweet. (shook her head) No, no, we'll make do. I guess it's birthday gruel again this year, children. (took out the bowl of gruel with candles that tipped over)
(Little Nate and Kristina sigh sadly)
(The camera cuts to later that night in a forest. The Owls are hooting as the camera went down and it shows Robin Good, Friar Little John, Big Red and Bill Scarlett were sitting around the campfire sadly. Robin Good is on the right side, Friar is sitting next to Little John, and Big Red is sitting between Little John and Bill Scarlett)
Bill: This is ridiculous. "Fund-raising from the rich and giving to the poor." It took us three days to get that ham!
Friar, Little John, Big Red and Bill Scarlett: (muttering to each other)
Friar Cluck: What a ridiculous way to make a living. Oh, I know people that can raise a whole pig in an hour.
Big Red: I had to sell fourteen cups of zat watered down lemonade! I bought eight of zem myself!
Little John: Well... Times are tough.
Robin Good: (lift up his branch stick and he can see his marshmallow is burning in fire)
Bill: And you know why times are tough? I'll tell you why! Prince John! That's why!
Big Red: Prince John, yeah.
(All except Robin Good are muttering angrily.)
Big Red: He's a louse!
Little John: We should do something about that guy!
(The camera cut to Robin Good.)
Robin Good: I'm sure he's not THAT bad. Maybe he doesn't know how much people are hurting?
Bill: How could he not know? It's robbery what he's doing!
(The camera cut Robin Good and Friar who look sad.)
Bill: (offscreen) Robbery I say!
Friar: Oh, for King Richard to return!
(The camera cuts to Bill Scarlett)
Big Red: (offscreen) Mais oui.
Bill: (smiles) Hey! If he's robbing from the poor - why shouldn't we rob him right back?
Friar: You mean, pilfer from the crown?
Big Red: (smiles) Why not?
Little John: Yeah! I like it!
Robin Good: Guys - we shouldn't because it's wrong to steal.
Bill: (hopped to the front of the campfire and the gang) ROBIN GOOD and his Merry Men! Robbing from the rich and giving to the poor! Forget fund-raising, man!
Little John: (smiles) It's only logical!
Big Red: Zee robbers of zee royals!
(The camera cuts to Robin Good who is sad)
Friar Cluck: (offscreen) Oh, it's so much poetic justice!
Robin Good: Well, I'm not robbing from anyone.
Bill Scarlett: Maybe if it were, "Bill Scarlett and his Merry Men" - you wouldn't have to worry about it!
Robin Good: Huh?
Bill: If you're not vegetable enough to fight the man, then we will! (gestured his head to signal the gang to folllow him) Come on, Merry Men, are you guys with me?
(Little John, Friar and Big Red followed Bill with their smiles, leaving Robin Good behind.)
Everyone: Absolutely!
(The camera cuts to Big Red, Little John, Friar who are walking off and followed Bill)
Big Red: We got your back, Bill!
(The camera cuts to behind them)
Friar: Count me in!
Big Red: Mutiny is fun!
(They all disappeared into the woods)
Robin Good: This is terrible. (looks up) God, what am I supposed to do? (looks down sadly) I'm all alone...in the forest...
(The camera cuts to the sign which said, "GIANT DANGER HIGH TODAY" that Robin is looking at)
Robin Good: With giants.
(twig snaps)
Robin Good: Big Red, is that you? (hopped over to the sign and then...)
[THUD!]
(Robin Good turned around and saw something)
Robin Good: G-g-gia-ah-ah.... (took out his bow and arrow, and shot his plunger arrow at the nose of the giant pickle with brown beard, one front tooth, brown bushy eyebrows, brown ragged pants with blue squares on it and brown belt with a golden buckle)
Giant: (roars)
Robin Good: Giant!!!!!
(Robin Good runs away)
(Giant chased them)
Robin Good: Ahhhh!!!!
(Giant kept chasing them)
Robin Good: Ahhhh!!!!
Giant: Roar! (hop past the tree that Robin Good hid behind it.)
(Robin Good came out from behind the tree and head up to the town entrance)
Robin Good: Help! Let me in! Giant! Giant!
Potato Guard: (Popped out of the balcony)
Giant: (roars and approaches Robin Good who was shaking in fear)
Guard: Well, Gov, if I let you in, I'll be lettin' that giant bloke in too, won't I? (went down into the balcony with a smile)
Robin Good: Yeah...you make a good point...
(Robin Good ran off to head to the tree, then the tree bent down into the town, and they dropped off from the top of the tree while the guard saw them, Robin Good crashed into the ground)
Giant: Bah!
(The giant hops away with a huff.)
Guard: (offscreen) Lovely evening.
(Robin Good looks up as the guard saluted with a smile by his plunger shooter)
Robin Good: Yeah... (hops off)
(so Robin Good both walked down into town when...)
Miss Lewis: (V.O) Robin? Is that you?
Robin Good: Yeah.
(The camera cuts to Miss Lewis who carried the twigs in her invisible arms)
Robin Good: Oh, hi, Miss Lewis. You're up late.
Miss Lewis: Yeah, no one knows this, (whispers) but I'm really a super hero and at night... I fight crime!
Robin Good: Really?
Miss Lewis: (smiles) Just kidd'n. I'm collecting fire wood. (hops towards the twig to pick it up) Say, where are your Merry Men?
Robin Good: They're not my Merry Men anymore. They left.
Miss Lewis: (worriedly) They left you? I'm so sorry. That must really hurt.
Robin Good: Yeah... it sure does... Miss Lewis? You said earlier that no hurt is too big for God...does losing your friends count?
Miss Lewis: (compassionately) Sire, that's a mighty big hurt indeed. A very wise king - even wiser than our King Richard once said, [smiles] "Give all your burdens to the Lord and He will take care of you..."
Robin Good: But... How do we do that? How do we give our burdens to God?
Miss Lewis: (singing) Tell Him your Heart is hurtin
Tell him your feelin blue
You can't make it yourself and you need his help
To comfort you and make it through
He'll care for you (x2)
He loves you and he's always there for you
His burden is light. His promise is true
God will take care of you (x2)
Miss Lewis: (placed a white blanket on Robin Good and look at him with a smile) Hmm hmm. (hops off, pick up her twigs and hop away)
(The next morning, the blanket is now off of Robin Good. Suddenly, he heard a fan-fare horns music)
Robin Good: (woke up) What? What? What? (sit up and looked around to see many veggies were walking around.)
(Then on a stage, the people headed to watch. The camera cuts to the flag sign said, "Prince John - Our hero". The camera cuts to the stage, a yellow gourd named Serf (played by Jerry Gourd) hopped up next to the Sheriff. He was about to announce)
Serf (Jerry Gourd): Um...Hear ye...Hear ye...
Man's voice: We can't hear ye!
(The camera cuts to Robin Good who were sitting on the bench)
Robin Good: Look at all these people. Now's my chance! (got off the bench and took off his hat to use it as a holder) Excuse me...I'm fund-raising for the poor and I was wondering if you...
(They walk away from him, ignoring him. Then he continued trying to fund-raise)
Robin Good: Can I sign you up for the celebrity golf scramble...next Saturday? Lemonade? (he put their hats back on his head) Har har snicker ha?
(The camera cuts to Serf who is holding his megaphone which is on)
Serf: (with his megaphone with his smile) Can you 'hear ye' now?
Man's voice: You're good!
Serf: Welcome all to the archery demonstration! Who's the best at archery?
Crowd: (look boring and unhappy) Prince John.
Serf: Who's brave and most handsome?
Crowd: (rolled their eyes) Prince John.
Serf: Who's the only one who can protect us against giants?
Carrot Girl: King Richard!
(Everybody gasped as Serf's megaphone squeaks)
Serf: (nervously smiles) That's right!
(The camera cuts to Prince John who is a zucchini with brown hair and beard (played by Mr. Nezzer) hopped onto the stage with his confident smile)
Serf: (offscreen) Prince John! Let's give him a ham! (zipped towards Prince John) A Bethlingham. (zipped away)
Crowd: (groans and sighs as they toss all their hams to the stage)
Prince John: [offscreen] Thank you -
(The camera cuts to Prince John who bowed with a smile)
Prince John: oh thank you, people of Bethlingham! (picks up one of the ham) I am grateful for you delicious entrees. As you are certainly grateful that I can keep all those GIANTS away!
(Serf turned the helm which is a ship's wheel to the right)
(Then the three targets of giants on the left side came up)
Crowd: Oooooooooh!
(The three targets of giants on the right came up, too)
Crowd: Ahhh! Ohhh!
Prince John: (used his plunger arrow to aimed at the targets of giants on the left. He smiled at Serf)
Serf: (smiles and pull down the lever)
Prince John: (shot one of them and it hit to it until it pulled down. Then, he quickly shot three plunger arrows)
3 Carrot Men: (ducked down from being hit) Oh.
(The arrows shot down some three on the right, but missed)
Serf: (pull down another lever with a smile)
(The target of giants were pulled down)
Sheriff: Oh - for Pete's sake.
Prince John: (hopped to the edge of the stage) Wouldn't I make a wonderful king?
Carrot Woman: No!
(then Prince John shot his plunger. It hit to the rock, flew towards the flag, got hit and then it hit to the balcony. It flew away & it shot on the back of the giant target making it fall forwards)
Everybody but Little Nate and Kristina: (fleeing)
Little Nate and Kristina: AAAAH!
Carrot Woman: (saw the giant target is about to fall onto Little Nate and Kristina) Oh my!
Robin Good: (gasps as he saw this and became determined and brave)
(The giant target is about to landed and crush Little Nate and Kristina. Robin Good hops up to save them. The camera cuts to Serf and John who are watching what they're doing.)
Robin Good: (readied his arrow, landed on his back next to Little Nate and Kristina, & he shot the target in half)
Little Nate: You saved us!
(The camera cuts to the crowd and the stage with Little John and Serf on it)
Scooter: (to the peasant carrot woman with a smile) Did you see that!? (turned to Robin Good) Oh. That was great. Whoo hoo!
Crowd: (cheering)
Prince John: (to Serf) You're supposed to make ME look good. Why'd ya let that happen?
Serf (Jerry Gourd): Uh...I...I dunno.
Prince John: To the dungeon with you! The Dungeon... of DESPAIR!
(The camera cuts to two potato guards who arrived to grabbed Serf's invisible arms)
Serf: No, no, no! (dragged by those guards) AAAAAAAH!
Prince John: (made an evil grin as he watched Serf is being taken away)
Crowd: (offscreen) Hip, hip, hooray!
Prince John: (turned and saw Robin Good who is surrounded by the cheering crowd)
Crowd: Huzzah! Good job.
(The camera cuts to Prince John and the Sheriff)
Prince John: (to the sheriff) Who are that guy anyway?
Sheriff: He was handing out hams yesterday. That's all I know.
Prince John: (shocked gasp) Handing out hams?! That sounds fishy. I hope you took 'em.
Sheriff: ..Yeah. I did.
Prince John: Good.
(The camera cuts to Robin Good and the crowd)
Scooter: (smiles) Did you see that?
Carrot Woman: He saved those children.
Scooter: He's amazing!
(The camera cuts to John)
Prince John: Sheriff. We need to keep an eye on that troublemaker. Invite him back to the castle - for dinner. (grin evilly) He'll be...my guests.
Sheriff: ...Yes, sir.
(then the Sheriff went up to Robin)
Sheriff: Excuse me.
Robin Good: Oh. Hi, Sheriff. Sorry, I'm fresh out of ham.
Sheriff: Look...we were just doing our job. We don't always agree with the Prince...In fact, (The two of them look back and around, then they turned back to each other) hardly any agrees with the Prince, but if you don't do what he says, he'll throw you in the dungeon. Or worse yet, the Dungeon of Despair.
Robin Good: Is that like the regular dungeon, but with more despair?
Sheriff: Oh, the Dungeon of Despair is a terrible place. It takes away all your hope and...There's...no way out...Anyway, the Prince has asked that you'd be his guest tonight for dinner.
Robin Good: Dinner? (smiles) Really? That's GREAT!
Sheriff: I wouldn't be so excited.
Robin Good: I've been wanting to talk to him! (turned to talk to Sheriff) There's some things I think he needs to know. About the hams.
Sheriff: Well we'll be careful if I were you, ah...
Robin Good: Robin.
Sheriff: And do you have a last name, Robin?
Robin Good: (smiles) Yeah, it's Good.
Sheriff: We believe you! I'm sure it's great!
Robin Good: No, it's not Great, it's Good. (smiles)
Sheriff: That's nothing to be shamed of, our last names is soft of mediocre.
Robin: I told you, Sheriff Mediocre, it's Good! My last name is Good!
Sheriff: Then why won't you tell me?
Robin: Tell you what?
Sheriff: What your last name is!?!
Robin Good: It's Good! Robin Good!!
Sheriff: (gasp) Ooooooh. (chuckles nervously and then smiles) Nice to meet you, Robin Good.
(The camera cuts to later that night in a forest where Friar, Little John, Big Red and Bill Scarlett were sitting around the campfire that has no fire)
Big Red: Zees is no good! (blows the campfire which is still out sadly) Zee wood is wet and we have no more matches!
Friar Cluck: (sadly) No matter, we have nothing to cook anyway. Even with Herbia's cooking skills.
Little John: (sadly) And I'm hungry.
Big Red: Me, too, mon ami! So what kind of a crazy plan was zees? To starve in the forest?
Bill: Give me time!
(Little John picked up the branch from the campfire with a smile)
Friar Cluck: We were supposed to rob from the royals! We haven't seen a blue blood all day!
(As Friar was talking, Little John is putting the branch in his mouth to use it as a toothpick or something)
Big Red: No wonder! Zee royal family does not live in Sherwood forest! Only we live here!
Bill: Well what do you suggest, Mr. smarty pants!?
Big Red: I don't know...(annoyed) Perhaps look for a place zee prince might hang out?
Little John: Um...how about that castle over there?
All of them: (look at Prince John's castle)
(The camera cuts to Bill Scarlett and the castle which is far away)
Bill Scarlett: (look at the gang) Boys, I got a plan!
(In the dining room of Prince John's castle where Prince John, Sheriff, and Robin Good were sitting around the table. Sheriff were sitting on the middle of the table. You can see the plates of hams, cookies, and breads were sitting on the table and right near Prince John.)
Prince John: (eating and chewing the ham he's holding)
Robin Good: (stood up to his base on the chair) Wow. Is this table made out of mahogany? (sit down and slouched) Nice. Looks heavy.
Robin Good: (saw the cabinet filled with hams and the Guard (Philippe Pea) was standing next to it and turned to Prince John) Mmm, is that basil I smell? Love basil.
Prince John: (hold out the ham) Would you like some?
Robin Good: Now that you mentioned it... I think--
Prince John: Well you can't have any! There's not enough. Seems there's somebody who's been giving away my hams to the poor!
Robin Good: So... funny you should mention that, Prince. I've been wanting to talk to you...
(The camera cuts to the Sheriff with his eyes look at Prince John worriedly)
Robin Good: About the hams. You see, the people of Bethlingham are in great need. Despite what you'd expect from a town named Bethlingham, there's really not much ham at all.
Prince John: Excuse me?
Robin Good: (got off the chair and hopped over to the wall) I've put together a little presentation.
Prince John: (glares at Robin)
Robin Good: (hops over to the wall next to Philippe the Pea in his knight helmet. He winks at the Sheriff)
Sheriff: (smiles at him and turned off the lights)
Robin Good: (push the red button on the black cubed remote control with a smile)
Guard: (pull down the rope with a smile)
(A chart came down)
Robin Good: As this slide shows, Ham per capita is way below the national average. In fact only Crushingham ranked lower in this survey.
(The camera cuts to Prince John who became very angry)
Robin Good: Here you can see that charitable giving is WAY down this year, leaving few options for those seeking respite. (to himself) Respit? Respeet? Respite?
(The camera cuts back to John who made a skeptical face and he is felt confused and then it cuts back to Robin)
Robin Good: (smiles) You know, this might make more sense if I say it another way. Or should I say...
(Music starts)
Robin Good: Sing it another way.
(Then, Robin began to sing as he pressed on the remote control)
Philippe: (pulls down the rope again with a smile)
Robin Good: (singing) There's no eraser here today, sir. That could rid your town of hunger.
But, there is one clear decision. That'll bring them out from under
The true solution is an obvious path.
You've got lots of food and they don't. Do the math!
(zipped towards Prince John)
What you gonna do, prince? (spins himself to the chart) Hey!
(singing as Philippe dances joyfully to his song) Give a ham to everybody! Give a ham to everyone!
(The camera cuts to the Sheriff who are dancing joyfully to that song)
Robin Good: (singing) A helping ham to each and every. Everybody with a ham is better than one!
(The camera cuts to Prince John who looks angry. Then the camera to Robin Good who changed the image of Prince John into a ham image on the chart)
Robin Good: (smiles) Ham!
Prince John: Robin Good, I don't believe I'm getting through to you!
(Then, Prince John began to sing)
Prince John: (singing) Oh, I would never dare
Ever attempt to share
(hopping towards Robin Good) I'm keepin' and makin' my bacon
For my own taste buds. (hopping towards Robin Good)
Robin Good: (backed away from him as he headed to the chair he sat earlier)
Prince John: Yes - I have earned the right
Robin Good: (sat in his chair while John is hopping close to him)
Prince John: (singing) This honey-baked swine is mine!
went closer to Robin's face
Every morself and rib divine -
How could I waste one?
Robin Good: (fell backward in his chair as John hopped away from him) Whoa!
Prince John: (got onto the table and carried one of the hams to use it as a microphone) As the reigning
Prince of Bethlingham -
I'm praised for what I've braised and chowed down.
So better watch out - I'm the man
(juggled three hams from the plate)
Understand
The Prince of Ham I Am!
(The camera cuts to Robin Good who looks worried and look down to the floor. It moved slowly to the right and took a shot at the balcony. Then, the Merry Men peeked their heads out from behind the pillars. Friar Cluck and Bill Scarlet were on the left, Little John and Big Red were on the right with their smiles. The camera cuts to Prince John)
Prince John: (singing) This little piggie's on the table! (slammed the ham in his right nonexistent hand to the table)
This little piggie's for lunch!
(slammed the another one on the table)
(Without being seen, the Merry Men sneaked around)
Prince John: (singing) This little piggie's gonna be
A snack on a cracker later for me to munch!
(Robin stood the chair up)
Prince John: (singing) That one is shaped just like Stonehenge!
This one's from my valentine! (toss the heart shaped ham aside and went over to the cabinet filled with hams)
This one and That one
And these ones
And this ones
Are mine all mine! (hopped away)
Bill Scarlett: (hid behind the left cabinet door and smiles as he saw the hams in it)
Prince John: (sinister laugh)
Sheriff: (still worried while staring at Prince John)
Robin Good: (singing) Just another moment more
I hope you won't ignore
The need is real indeed
Your people are hungry. (took off his hat and use it as a holder) You have so much to give
Yes, you could change the way they live
Sheriff: (tosses the coin into Robin's hat)
Robin Good: How could you ever eat (put his hat on)
Every nibble & kibble yourself anyway?
(As Bill passed the ham to Big Red who passed it to Friar, and then Little John without being seen)
Prince John: Just - watch me! (point at Robin with a ham with an evil smile) I know you're in a jam, But, I won't help you, man.
(As Bill passed the ham to Big Red who passed it Friar and then Little John without being seen again)
Pea Guard: (screams as Little John caught him, toss it outside, mistaken him for a ham while Prince John continued singing)
Prince John: (singing) This pork belongs to me and not to Bethlingham!
Robin Good: (singing) Oh but it's such a tiny cost!
Prince John: (singing) This is my command!
Robin Good: (singing) Won't even notice what you've lost!
Bill: (took the ham from Prince John without John, Luden and Robin noticing him, and he hops off)
Prince John: (singing) I'm not a fan
Robin Good: (singing) Please
Prince John: (singing) Of your plan.
Robin Good: (singing) Release
Prince John: (singing) Understand?
Robin Good: (singing) A Feast!
Prince John: (singing) The Prince of Ham I Am
Robin Good: (singing) One little smidgeon or morsel or inch of a nugget or portion or sum of aforementioned... (back away from Prince John who is getting close to them and they went backward towards the empty ham cabinet)
(The camera cuts to Sheriff while the Merry Men sneak out of the dining room to the balcony)
Prince John: (singing) Ham!
(The Sheriff look to the right at the balcony and they became skeptical. They look back at John, Robin Good)
Robin Good and Prince John: (singing) Ham!
(The song ends)
Prince John: (gasps)
(The camera took a shot at Robin Good who is standing in front of the empty cabinet)
Prince John: (angrily) You stole my ham!
Robin Good: What? That's ridiculous. We don't steal! Stealing's wrong!
Prince John: You stole my ham!
Robin Good: No!
Prince John: You pinched my porkchops!
Robin Good: You don't understand!
Prince John: You boosted my bacon!
Robin Good: I'm as confused as you are!
Prince John: You swiped my shortribs! (his eyes look at Sheriff) Sheriff! Arrest this cucumber and throw him in the Dungeon of DESPAIR!
Robin Good: No!
Prince John: And throw away the key!
(Sheriff took out the handcuff, looking sad)
Sheriff: (tries to cuff Robin, but nothing happens because they had no hands)
Robin Good: (gasps)
(Then Robin Good grabbed the double plunger)
Guards: Ow.
(Then Robin Good jumped over the table with the double plunger)
Robin Good: Whoo hoo.
Two Potato Guards: (shoot the arrows at Robin Good)
Robin Good: (dodged the arrows)
Sheriff: (surprised)
Guard: Over here, boys.
Robin Good: Whoa. (jumped over the guards) HAR HAR SNICKER HAR! (shoots plunger at the golden, tall candelabra to make it tipped over and it bonk on the three guards on the heads)
Prince John: (became angry)
Sheriff: (grabbed the tall candelabra as the two guards arrived. He swung it backward to make them trip)
(Clank!)
Guards: Ow!
Sheriff: (smirks at them)
(Then they jumped over the balcony)
Robin Good: See ya! (falls down)
Prince John: (went to the balcony and look down at Robin Good angrily) If you ever show your face in Bethlingham again, I'll put it in the Dungeon of Despair!
Sheriff: (approaches Prince John and look down over the balcony)
Prince John: Your face, I mean. And the rest of you, too! (glares at Sheriff) And as for you!
(Meanwhile with the Merry Men, they were running off with the hams)
Merry Men: (laughing as they burst out of the door and running down while Friar Cluck is pushing the wheelbarrow with several hams in it)
Bill: (smiles) That was perfect!
Little John: We're bringing home the bacon!
Friar Cluck: It was splendid! Uproarious! A mad-cap romp!
Big Red: (is sitting on the top of the piled hams) Think of all the good we can do with these stolen hams!
(Then all of a sudden, they turned a corner and crashed into two guards)
Big Red: (lying on the hams) Oh no.
(The camera cuts to Bill Scarlett and a Guard)
Bill: Uh-oh.
Guard #1: What have we here?
(Two guards went closer to both Bill)
(Meanwhile at the Sherwood Forest)
Robin Good: Now I've lost everything. My friends, my fundrasing... (look back at the castle and turn back sadly) I can't even go back to Bethlingham...
(Owl hoots)
Miss Lewis: (smiles) Robin?
Robin Good: Miss Lewis?! Wow. You're everywhere.
Miss Lewis: Gotta go where the firewood takes me. Why only last week I found myself pick'n twigs in Tottingham Square. Little Nate got stuck in a cotton candy machine... Me boy, your face are as long as a boring sermon. Still not doing so well?
Robin Good: Nope. Maybe Bill was right. Maybe robbing from the rich was the way to go... At least then we'd still have friends.
Miss Lewis: (went close to them) You really so sure stealing would make things better?
Robin Good: Well, they want to arrest me for not stealing, so what's the difference? The Prince has a dungeon cell with my name on it.
Miss Lewis: Well, you'd have good comp'ny.
Robin: What do you mean?
Miss Lewis: The Sheriff! The Prince threw him the dungeon this evenin'...
Robin Good: Oh wow.
Miss Lewis: (whispering) The Dungeon of Despair...
Robin Good: The Dungeon of Despair?
Miss Lewis: I think it's like the regular dungeon, only with extra despair.
Robin Good: Oh no... They're gonna give in to that despair...
Miss Lewis: Unless someone could share with them what you've been learning.
Robin Good: Never trust a plastic hippo.
Miss Lewis: The other thing!
Robin Good: That no hurt is too big for God? Even not having any friends or being alone in the Dungeon of Despair.
Miss Lewis: That's me boy. You thought you were at the end of your rope, until you found someone else at the end of his.
Robin Good: I gotta get to the Sheriff before he loses hope!
(Then, he sets off for Bethlingham)
Robin Good: Watch out for giants.
Miss Lewis: And you watch out for that rock.
Robin Good: Ow!
Miss Lewis: Yup! That's the one! (smiles)
(Later at the town of Bethlingham)
Potato Guard: (talking in his sleep) What a lot of little bottles...
(Then, Robin went over the wall on a tree like before and he hits to the ground. He gets up and looking dizzy due to the fall. He snuck around then he heard some guards coming)
Guard #1: Deciduous trees lose their leaves in the winter.
Robin Good: (hid behind the side of the house from those guards)
Guard #2: Evergreen trees stay green all year round.
(Then he snuck past more sleeping guards, the cage with several hams in it & then, he found the Merry Men who are locked up in a veggie prison stockade.)
Robin Good: (whispering) Guys...?
Merry Men: ROBIN GOOD!
Bill Scarlett: (whispering with a smile) What are you doing here?
Robin Good: I'm trying to find the...Wait a second... (Robin puts his bow away) What are you doing here?
Bill: Let's just say things didn't work out quite the way I planned.
Big Red: That's good to know, cause if you had planned zees, I would be even angrier with you!
Robin: (grabs and pull the lock off the stockade but it was no use)
Bill Scarlett: Look, Robin. I'm really sorry. We never should have left you alone.
Big Red: Oui, we should have stuck by you!
Friar Cluck: Through thick and thin!
Little John: My nose itches.
Bill: (sighing) We should have listened to you.
Robin Good: Thanks guys. We appreciate that. Do you know where the Sheriff is?
Big Red: We heard a harmonica coming from zat way...
(The camera whooshed to the window with bars and it cuts to Bill and Robin)
Bill: Why do you wanna know where he is?
Robin Good: I'm gonna rescue him!
Merry Men: What!?
Robin Good: Shh! I know what it feels like to be all alone...I don't want that for you guys, or the Sheriff. Are you guys with me?!!!
Merry Men: (out loud) Har Har Snicker Ha!
Robin Good: Shhhhhhh!!!!
Merry Men: (whispering) Har Har Snicker Ha!
(Then, Robin tried to budge the stockade)
Robin Good: I gotta find that key. You guys wait here.
Big Red: What else are we going to do?
(Then, Robin clambers up on the trellis that was stick to the castle wall and they jumped to the balcony's edge)
Robin Good: (grunts. He went over the balcony edge and he rolls over until he hits to the floor)
(In the castle throne room, Robin enters and he saw Prince John sleeping with his teddy bear & ham)
Prince John: (snoring)
(So he snuck past Prince John while he was sleeptalking)
Prince John: (sleeptalking) No, I'm the king...
(Then, they opened the door quietly and it made a creak sound)
Prince John: Mommy, tell them I'm the king.
Robin Good: (whispers) You are the king!
Prince John: (turns around and his ham dropped to the floor)
(Then Robin Good went through the door and meanwhile back outside)
Guard: (sleeping)
(The door got banged repeatedly)
(Meanwhile, Robin Good was walking down the caves and down in the Dungeon of Despair of the Sheriff)
Sheriff: (sadly) Oh...Oh...I'm so sad...so very sad...(sniffles) What is it about this place that makes me so very sad?....
Robin Good: Because it's the Dungeon of Despair.
Sheriff: Robin! I'd be glad to see you, but I'm in despair...nobody likes me...
Robin Good: I like you. You're a good man, Sheriff. And I'm gonna get you out!
(then, he looked around for the key)
Robin Good: Oh man, the key's gone.
Sheriff: It's no use. He locked me up and threw away the key.
(Then, Robin looked through the trash can and found the key)
Robin Good: That was easy!
(Then, the door opened & Robin drops down a cloth rope)
Robin Good: Let's go!
Sheriff: (sighing) Ha...I'm so sad, (put away his harmonica) I can't go. (hops away) I'm hurting too much.
Robin Good: Sheriff...
(Then Robin Good went down the rope)
Robin Good: There's no hurt that's too big for God.
(Then Robin Good began to sing)
Robin Good: (singing) I know that your hurt is hurting
I know that your feeling blue
You can't make it yourself and you need his help.
To comfort and see you through...
Sheriff: (sniffs sadly)
Robin Good: (singing) He Cares for you (x2)
He loves you and he's always there for you
His burden is light.
Sheriff: (smiles slightly)
Robin Good: (singing) His promise is true
He will take care of you...
There's never been a hurt too big for him
God will take care of you...
Come on, Sheriff, let's go!
Robin Good and Sheriff: (headed towards the cloth rope)
(Meanwhile back outside...)
Giant: (banged the door and crashed through it. roars and pounds the ground with his club. roars again and hop forwards)
Guard: Wha?! Giant?! (sound the alarm)
(In the caves)
Robin Good: We must've tripped the alarm!
Sheriff: Not us. That's a giant alarm. There's a giant in Bethlingham!
Robin Good: Follow me!
(Then, they ran out the door and passing Prince John who was under his blanket)
Giant: (V.O.) Roar!
(Then, Robin, and Sheriff stopped when they hear Prince John)
Prince John: Oh no!
(They went towards him)
Prince John: Oh no! Don't get me, giant! Don't get me!!!
Robin Good: (took the purple blanket off of Prince John who is timidly hugs his teddy bear)
Sheriff: So much of our brave protector.
Prince John: Y..yyy...You're not gonna leave me here all alone, are you?
Robin Good: Will you let my friends go?
Prince John: Yes! Anything!
Robin Good: I have an idea... I need every ham you can muster! (grabs the ham)
Sheriff: Ham? Mustard? Is this a battle plan or a sandwich?
(Then, a cloth rope was sent down as Robin Good, the Sheriff, and Prince John looked down and saw the town being destroyed by the giant)
Sheriff and Robin Good: (climb down the cloth rope)
Prince John: (climbing down while crying and holding his teddy bear with him)
Sheriff: (went down to the ground on their feet and approached and the Merry Men. He takes out the key)
(Back up on the rope)
Prince John: Ahhhhh! (landed on Robin Good) Careful. Teddy is afraid of heights...
(Down below, the Merry Men were released from the stockade)
Sheriff: We gotta help Robin!
Big Red: Merci beaucoup, Sheriff!
(Then, the Sheriff unlocked the cage of hams)
Sheriff: Start unloading these hams!
Bill and Friar Cluck: (went over to the cage)
(Up above with Robin and Prince John)
Robin Good: Ahhhhrrr... you're so heavy...
Prince John: Teddy here eats a lot of ham.
Robin Good: Maybe "Teddy" should sample the salad bar on occasion.
(Suddenly, they feel the cloth rope popped out of the balcony and they all fall)
Robin Good and Prince John: Ahhhhhh!
(The teddy bear landed on Prince John who caught it)
Prince John: (sitting on both Robin who look squished) You ok, Teddy?
(Meanwhile, the Sheriff and the Merry Men set the ham up on one of the dummy giants. Meanwhile in the town, the giant was terrorizing the town)
Crowd: (screaming while they flee from the giant)
(Friar Cluck set the wheelbarrow down to drop all the hams down to one of the dummy giant)
(Back with the giant who is still chasing and swinging his club at the crowd)
Carrot Woman: I told you we should have built that moat!
(Meanwhile with Friar Cluck who puts all the hams on the dummy giant)
Friar Cluck: Alright, gentlemen! That's the last tenderloin! (tosses the ham onto the pile. He went up to their gang)
Robin Good: Alright, men! Huddle up. I are going to lure the giant into the center of the square. When we give the signal, you release the levers.
Friar Cluck: Oh I get it! Ham-unition!
(Everyone look at Friar Cluck)
Friar Cluck: (chuckles)
Robin Good: (became crossed)
Friar Cluck: ...Pork-u-pult?
Giant: (chasing the whole crowd)
Crowd: (screaming while fleeing)
Sheriff: (went over to Robin) Robin...let me and Mary be the ones to lure in the giant.
Robin Good: But that's the most dangerous job.
Sheriff: (deep breath)...I know.
[Then the Sheriff went up to the giant)
Giant: (roars)
Sheriff: Booooo ga boooooo gag a boo ga!
Giant: (went over to Sheriff) Roar!
Sheriff: (outrun the giant timidly) Eeeeeeeeeehhhh!!!!
Giant: (chasing them)
Sheriff: Eee help! Eeeee!!! Aaaahhh!!! (bumped into Prince John's back)
Crowd: (came out of their hiding spots and look at what's going on)
Prince John: Sheriff! Help me!
(Then the giant roared again)
Prince John: (made a high pitched scream like a girl and timidly toss his teddy bear at the giant's nose. It fell to the ground) I'm sorry, Teddy! (flees away)
Robin Good: Hams away! Now!
Big Red: (pulls down the lever)
(Then, the hams were catapulted, but they didn't touch the giant)
Robin Good: Oh no! Incoming!
(Everybody try to run, duck and cover. With Friar Cluck and Little John, they try to flee, but those hams landed and hit them which caused them to fell down to the ground)
Little John: (got hit in the face by the ham and fell backward) Ow!
Friar Cluck: (got hit as well and he hits to the ground forward) Ouch!
(Back with the giant and Sheriff)
Giant: (turns around and look at Sheriff and roars)
Sheriff: (grunted with fear) What do I do now?
Giant: (Roars)
Sheriff: (shaken with fear)
Giant: (picks up the ham)
Robin Good and Bill: (look up)
Giant: (tosses the ham into his mouth and swallows it. Then, he burped.)
Bill: All that for some ham?
Robin Good: Look at that.
Giant: (hops away and leaves)
Robin Good: (V.O) He just wanted some ham.
Crowd: (cheers)
(Everbody hop up to the Sheriff)
Scooter: All hail Robin Good! Robin Good for King!
Crowd: (cheers)
Robin Good: King Richard is your true king - but until he returns, I think the Sheriff would make wonderful guardian!
(Everything stopped and quiet. We can hear cricket noises)
Carrot man: (smiles) okay
Crowd: (cheers)
Merry Men: (smiling and cheering)
Robin Good: Besides, I still have lots of fundraising ideas.
Sheriff: (smiles) For the kids?
Robin Good: For the kids.
(The next morning, the music starts when the entire people were heading towards the campfire. Miss Lewis is carrying twigs in her lack of arms and she followed Little Nate and Kristina)
All: (singing) He cares for me (x2)
He loves me and
(The camera cuts to the short scallion and Serf who is now free from prison)
All: (singing) always there for me
Bill Scarlett: (pouring the pitcher of lemonade into Little Nate's cup with a smile)
Sheriff : (giving out hams to Scooter and the carrot woman)
All: (singing) There's never been a hurt too big for him
Sheriff: (gives the ham to Serf)
All: (singing) God will take care of me!
Robin Good: (went up to the campfire and stand next to the Sheriff)
All: (singing) God will take care of me!
(The song ends as the camera zooms out and revealed the whole kingdom of Bethlingham and the town square center. The screen faded to black)
Closing Countertop[]
(On the countertop, we can hear the squeaking sound of Larry's pet hamster, Squeaky)
Bob: Well what'd ya think?
Larry: I think I'm the happiest cucumber in the world! Squeaky came home, Bob! Squeaky came home!
(The squeaking sound is heard again)
Bob: Well that's great!
(Larry comes back to see both Eddie and Bob)
Larry: Those were some really nice stories, don't ya think Eddie?
Eddie: Oh, yeah!
Bob: (turned to Larry) You ok, Larry? (his smile went down) You're still moving pretty slow.
Larry: Oh I'll be fine, Bob, I'm just so happy Squeaky came home! (look at the camera) It's like I learned in Lenny and the Lost Birthday. Sometimes, you can feel like you're having a really bad day & nothing's going right...
Bob: (to the camera) Like people forgetting your birthday or losing your hamster.
Larry: Yep! In times like that it helps to remember how much God loves us & how special we are to him and because of that we can have hope that things will get better.
Bob: (to the camera with a smile) That's right! And in the story of Robin Good and His Not-So-Merry Men, we learned that there's no hurt too big for God.
Larry: Let's see if Qwerty has a verse for us today!
(Larry and Eddie dance as the What We have learned song starts)
Vocalists: And so what we have learned applies to our lives today
God has a lot to say in His book.
Larry: Don't worry, Bob, things will get better.
Bob: (sighs sadly and look at the camera sadly)
Vocalists: You see we know that God's word is for everyone
Now that our song is done We'll take a look.
Larry: (smiles at Bob who look at him) See? All better.
Bob: (smiles and turn to the camera)
(The camera cuts to Qwerty's screen changes and shows a verse and it says...)
Larry: (V.O.) "Psalm 55:22: Give your burdens to the Lord, for he will take care of you."
(The camera cuts to Bob and Larry.)
Bob: (smiles) That's right! When you're hurting, give it to God. let Him help you.
(The camera cuts to Eddie who smiled)
Eddie: Thanks, Bob. Thanks, Larry.
Larry: Sure!
Bob: You bet! Well, that's all the time we have for today, always remember-
(Then, we hear Squeaky's squeaking and the cage clanging sounds and we look at Squeaky)
Larry: Squeaky! Where are you going??! Get back in your cage! Squeaky! (went towards his pet hamster, Squeaky) Squeaky!!!! Come back!!!!
Bob: Larry, watch for the -
(Crash!)
Larry: (V.O.) Whoa!
Bob: (sighs) Ha... Oh, never mind.
Larry: (V.O.) Ow.
Bob: Always remember, God made you special.
Larry: (V.O) And he loves you very much!
All: Bye!
(We fade to black and roll the credits.)
(end of transcript)