If you want to know who we are?
We are wrestlers of Japan!
On many a mat and ring!
For many a sumo fan!
Behold The Sumo Champion Wrestler;
A massive gourd and holder of the title.
Many have tried, but none have beaten him;
A fact that is particularly vital."
To the sumo champion wrestler!
Defer! Defer! To the champion, to the champion
To the champion sumo wrestler!
- Like most of the songs from the episode, it's based from a song from Gilbert and Sullivan's musical, "The Mikado". In this case, it's a mix of "If You Want To Know Who We Are?" and "Behold the Lord High Executioner".